Serpents in the sky

San. & Sov: Winston Uranus

We all went up to airport
Thirty minutes prior to boarding
Checked the luggage, turned off mobiles
We didn't have much time

Zoo keeper and some reptiles
Were flying in the cargo bay
But some stupid with amnesia
Forgot to lock the bastards down

Snakes on an airplane, serpents in the sky
Snakes on a plane, man

They ate up the Captain dude
He died with an awful sound
Nelville Flynn had grabbed a plastic spoon
Mauling snakes to the ground

When it all was over
We had no one to fly the plane
The Swiss Alps were closing in
It seemed that we would all be slain

Snakes on an airplane, serpents in the sky
Snakes on a plane, man

Flynn found the "Dummies Guide to Flying"
It was thousand pages long
But still he read the whole thing in thirty secs
Now nothing could go wrong

Pushing some buttons, and a few levers
Flynn landed in the Alps
Although we ate some of our friends
I know, I know we'll never forget

Snakes on an airplane, serpents in the sky
Snakes on a plane, man